Well, it's like a best friend, but more. It's the one person in the world that knows you better than anyone else. It's someone who makes you a better person, well, actually they don't make you a better person - you do that yourself because they inspire you. A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever. It's the one person who knew you, and accepted you, and believed in you before anyone else did or when no one else would. And no matter what happens... you will always love them.
( ) stayed single for the whole year ( ) made out in/on a car ( ) kissed in the snow (x) celebrated Halloween ( ) kissed in the rain (x) had your heart broken (x) broke someone else’s heart (x) had a stalker (??) went over the minutes on your cell phone ( ) had a good relationship with someone (x) someone questioned your sexual orientation ( ) gotten pregnant ( ) had an abortion ( ) have a relationship with someone you’ll never forget (x) done something you’ve regretted (x) lost faith in love ( ) kissed under a mistletoe
OTHER ( ) painted a picture (x) wrote a poem (x) ran a mile ( ) shopped at Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch (x) posted a blog (x) listened to music you couldn’t stand ( ) went to a sleepover (x) went camping (x i think) threw a surprise party (x nadrahh!!) laughed till you cried ( ) laughed till you peed in your pants ( ) visited a foreign country (x in sch, alot) cut in a line of waiting people (x) told someone you were busy when you weren’t (x) partied to celebrate the new year ( ) cooked a disastrous meal (x) lost something/someone important to you
In 2009 I… (x) broke a promise (x) lied (x) went behind your parents back (x so recent): ) cried over a broken heart (x) disappointed someone close (x) hid a secret (x) pretended to be happy ( ) slept under the stars (x) kept your new years resolution (x) forgot your new years resolution (x) met someone who changed your life ( ) met one of your idols ( ) changed your outlook on life (x) sat home all day doing nothing (x) pretended to be sick ( ) left the country (nahh that was prolly last yr) almost died ( ) given up something important to you (x my guess wallet): n all th stuff init) lost something expensive ( ) learned something new about yourself (x cycling!!) tried something you normally wouldn’t try and liked it (x) made a change in your life (x) found out who your true friends were (x) met great people (x) stayed up til sunrise (xxxxx) cried over the silliest thing ( ) was never home on weekends ( ) got into a car accident (x) had friends who were drifting away from you (x ): ) had someone close to you die ( ) had a high cell phone bill (x) spent most of your money on food ( ) had a fist fight (thats kinda a good idea) went to the beach with your best friend (x) saw a celebrity (x) gotten sick ( ) liked more than 5 people at the same time (x) became closer with a lot of people
Dresses Gangster: OFF (eww) Dresses Gothic: Off (eww again) Dresses Classy: on (like edward? ((: ) Dresses Skater: on (yummy) Dresses Emo: on (yummyyy) Dresses Preppy: meh Dresses Salads: as in salad dressing? umm meh?
Cuts themselves: off!!!!!!!!!! Cuts classes: meh
Has green eyes: on Has blue eyes: on Has hazel eyes: meh…. Has brown eyes: on
Drinks alcohol: off!! Wears glasses: meh;) Eats donuts: hhahahah on! i love donuts Smokes cigarettes: meh Plays sports: on Piss: LOL!
Calls you just to say hi: awww… idk.. meh.. Compliments: meh Good dancer: on Has piercings: on
Wears jewelry: meh (depends ah)
Smiles when you walk in the room: on! Has long hair: depends. so, meh.. Has short hair: on Has curly hair: meh depends if its wavey-ish then ON if its too curly, then OFF!!! Has brown hair: on Has Black hair: meh Has dirty blonde hair: ON
Plays guitar: ON Plays drums: On Plays piano: on? i dunno Plays Anne Boleyn: who’s that?
Can draw: ON!!
Easily jealous: meh
Has a tattoo: off Has two tattoos: off.. Has three tatoos: OFF Has four tattoos: ok not funny
Has a tongue ring: ON Has Lip Ring: on Has a key ring: ahahhaha!!!!! meh? Hugs from behind: on Kisses your neck: on Wears skinny jeans: on
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores you or is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in love with you — and you are the point of his existence. (wow… thats deep) 2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones. 3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs. 4. If a boy tells you to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. You should stay with him since he will keep you safe forever. (ironic, much!) 5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling you he will never see you again), it is because he loves you so much he will suffer just to keep you safe. 6. When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your friends and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as you keep your grades up. 7. It is extremely romantic to put yourself in dangerous situations in order to see your ex-boyfriend again. It’s even more romantic to remember the sound of his voice when he yelled at you. 8. Boys who leave you always come back. 9. Because they come back, you should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves. (HAHA!) 10. Even though you have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, you should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy you something. 11. You should use said male to fix things because girls are incapable of anything mechanical or technical. ( … ): ) 12. Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while you run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what you must do. 13. Car theft in the service of love is acceptable. 14. If the boy you are in love with causes you (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten you end up in the hospital, you should tell the doctors and your family that you “fell down the steps” because you are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women. 15. Men can be changed for the better if you sacrifice everything you are and devote yourself to their need for change. 16. Young women should make no effort to improve their social skills or emotional state. Instead, they should seek out potential mates that share their morose deficiencies and emotional illnesses. 17. Girls shouldn’t always read a book series just because everyone else has. 18. When writing a book series, it’s acceptable to lift seminal source material and bastardize it with tired, overwrought teenage angst. 19. When making or watching a major feature film, you should gleefully embrace the 20 minutes of plot it provides in between extended segments of vacant-eyed silence and self-indulgent, moaning banter. 20.Vampires — once among the great villains of literature and motion pictures — are no longer scary. In fact, they’re every bit as whiny, self-absorbed and impotent as any human being. (this one’s the best)